Some of my followers have already seen my sword and battle axe, but here is one more weapon Hive account@abcdoctor is quite skilled at wielding.

Ladies and Gents!

I give you...

My faithful bow!

and, of course, my environmentally-friendly arrow:

Now, the ensemble: (I know, super impressive!)

You know, I actually went hunting with my bow and arrow once!

What, you don't believe me?

- Then you are like that deer I shot that day; he didn't believe it was possible either!

He actually LAUGHED at me!

Here he is, blatantly staring at me, laughing:

He really didn't think getting shot with a latex arrow is even possible.

Well,

IT IS.

- so long as your arrowhead has a secret...

Uh-oh...

REALLY? - says the deer...

Really-really, says Hive account@abcdoctor!

Who's laughing now, uh?

This crazy post was inspired by Robin of Loxley, his merry men,

and the content of this bottle:

Do NOT drink and post Steemians!