Look, don't blame me. This stuff happens to me all the time. I can't help it if I seem to attract all the cretins.
Like the mad, reckless fool I am, I answered the phone, didn't I?
Caller: "Hi, I get sent emails that I have to click on the link to log in for reports etc. Is there a way I can save those links because I keep having to search through my emails to find the link?"
Me: "You just need to bookmark the page."
Caller: "Bookmark? Bookmark what page?"
Me: "The web page that the link takes you to."
Caller: "So hang on, I click on this link and then it says welcome to...."
Me: "Yes, bookmark that page."
Caller: "How do I do that?"
Me: "Press Ctrl & d together; you should get a popup asking you where to save it."
Caller: "It says Favourites, but I don't have any favourites!"
Me: "Just click done. Can you see it in the favourites on your toolbar?"
Caller: "There's nothing down on the toolbar?"
Me: "NO! The toolbar on your web browser."
Caller: "Web browser? Do you mean the Internet?"
Me: "I'm going to have to put you through to one of the lads. They might need to log on to your machine to show you."
I just can't do 1st line support
If you know somebody that does 1st line support, give them a hug because cleaning out sewers is preferable to 1st line IT support.
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Image created by irisworld
My actual name is Pete. Here is why I have the username dickturpin.
You can also find me on Social Media
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https://mastodon.org.uk/@dick_turpin |
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https://castlecannon.house/profile/dick_turpin |
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https://twitter.com/dick_turpin |
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https://www.facebook.com/peter.cannon3 |
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Podcaster. FOSS, Linux & Creative Commons Advocate.
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."