It’s never my fault

I didn’t do my research.

I just saw a few Threads on inLeo and thought, yeah, I’ll have me some of that.

Then, shockingly, the thing I bought started doing exactly what it was designed to do… and I didn’t like that.

Naturally, it’s not on me.

It’s:

• The team’s fault.
• Khal's fault.
• The market’s fault.
• The moon phase.

Anyone's fault but my own.

Naturally.

I mean, who could’ve possibly predicted that a yield-bearing, floor-protected, convertible note would behave like… a yield-bearing, floor-protected, convertible note?

Ridiculous!

Apparently “fixed yield” means fixed yield, not “I get to double my money overnight.”

And “convertible” doesn’t mean I can just flip it whenever I feel bored.

It’s almost as if this thing was built on math instead of my personal expectations.

So yes, I’m angry.

I’m going to post about it.

I’m going to tell everyone how unfair it is that reality refused to bend to my impatience.

Then, after I calm down, I might actually read what I bought.

Until then, please — don’t hold me accountable.

It’s not my fault.

It’s never my fault.

Best of probabilities to you.

Dane.