Maybe Assad Can Help the Americans with the "Denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula" by buying some Nukes and Missiles from North Korea and deploying them in Syria?
That way there would be established a more balanced situation in the Middle East, whereby roguestate Israel is no longer the only country that can threaten its neighbours with its nuclear arsenal.
A few warheads aimed at Haifa and Tel Aviv should keep the triggerhappy Pali-hunting Jews in check and stop them from violating Syrian airspace and dropping bombs in Syria. Done with Jews standing above the law.
