Once upon a time, a very happy kid named Ulpio, a really crapy name, this one has to be said.
He liked apricots, uhh if he liked it. Every morning at the first rays of the sun that hit her bed through the window, she woke up and dressed hastily, rushed under her favorite tree and looked up to see if there was any new ripe apricot to be picked up. From his grandfather he had made a bamboo cane with a tool designed specifically to seize the fruits he considered divine.
Awkward, he was a kind of not too cute, but if he thought he could find a solution for everything, he would never give up on a problem.
This was known to all those who knew him.
He did not seem so extraordinary, he always said that anyone who stopped to think instead of going head down would be able to.
One terrible tragedy occurred in his country one day. Aurina, her neighbor made a cunt.
This, of course, could seem normal, but it would have been if Aurina had not been suffering from Sarde, these anchovies were eaten with delicious. In fact, Aurina's grandfather, as a farmer, was like Grandfather of Ulpio, his was a fisherman, the ones who set aside all the preserved fish.
At his death, Aurina's grandfather, he also had a puppet, which lasted until morning, which also felt the neighbor, but not just her poor.
In short, Aurina was taken from the discomfort and the puppet, from that day she began to eat only Sarde, which her grandfather had left crammed in giant flint, strictly natural.
You can imagine what it means to eat seasoned fish every day.
In short, a poor man made an unbearable smell, just as when one eats only carrots and becomes orange, she smells at death.
I was surprised that it was one that smelled of Apricots had many friends, but being common mortals were really dead with Aurina and raped her and diverted her a little.
Strangely he felt he had to do something for that poor little girl, and one day, he thinks he thinks about you, an idea came to him.
He took all the apricots he could collect from over 100 grandfather's trees, cooked them and then asked his grandfather to distill a concentrate of apricot essence to drink in Aurina.
His grandfather did so and then the day of Aurina's frustration that shocked not only the neighbor, took Aurina on one hand and convinced her to drink the essence of Apricot, nothing happened to them, but then ... not even after .
At that point Ulpio was unconvinced and decided that if they could not smell all of Albicocca then they would smell all of the rotten fish. That worked for sure they were certain.
They organized a giant fishing jigsaw and then spent a year creating the preserves and another year waiting for the preserved fish to mature, so to speak.
Then they organized a fair festival and all went to the table to eat more than they could and began to soak ugly, it took six months to emit only just a tenth of Aura's stench, but they succeeded.
In fact, from that day on, the whole country ate sardines and Aurina and again happy with her asshole friends and Ulpio.
The country in the past was protected against the barbarian invasions and all other calamities, lurking in a pestilential hood.
And they all lived happily.
