Everyone tells me not to get discouraged, that in bad weather a good face, but impossible to have a better countenance in the face of such calamity.I just knew it, I shouldn't have left my bed today, I sensed it but that stupid cricket that serves as your conscientious voice kept telling me: "Today is a great day, everything good in the world awaits you outside, lying down it will never be yours. "I had to spray that damn cricket.
As soon as I stepped on the floor, I took my agenda and called the girls to come to my house, a huge party-orgy, you can't miss it. In the office I told the boys, don't come home tonight, today I have a party with only women for myself. Everyone looked at me with envy and even congratulated me on it.Back home, I bought a box of viagra, four at least, I don't want to fail with any. I also bought 20 packs of Red Bull, to be active at night, they will all prove my power.
In the morning the boys curiously came to visit me, the door of my house was open, the furniture turned, saw footprints on the ceiling and walls, broken bottles, in short everything seemed to think that there was a party out of control. They found me crouched in a corner of my bathroom, looking lost, pale and sweaty, when they saw me they got scared, they asked me what happened? to which I replied: after I consumed the viagra pill and 10 cans of Red Bull none of the girls came to the party .....
