Lol. If you like, we can have a chat about it. You would need to join discord for that. But that's where we're all at anyways. I am very willing to help you with the onboarding process. I very much support people leaving their comfort zones … ;)
This link is an invitation to my discord server: https://discord.gg/AjXaJtx

As soon as I find you there, I'll hit you up and I can show you around the steemiverse. You're welcome!