Just had takeaway battered hake & chips for the equivalent of £5 for enough to feed two...milady enjoyed her half, barely finishing it and I will see it through till breakfast. The cheesecake and carrot cake and chocolate cake @£1.50 coffee shop across the street was closed already, unfortunately, but just as well. We shared a quart for £1.60 sitting out the 15 minutes kitchen time at a bar a block down the road.

I will disclose that this was in a quiet coastal village, but for the rest of the address you will have to bribe me i'm afraid...the more the feet, the higher the prices go, unfortunately.

Sorry pal, but a person has to survive you know!

(If you are willing to pay your way down to the middle of the Southern coast of Africa honouring us with your presence, my heart might just soften to the point of a sit-down at my cost though.)