OR...

I can just not worry about all of that and pay on whatever I cash out into Dollars?

Yeah...I like that plan a lot better. It's hard to claim earnings or assets when they're not "real" and the "value" constantly fluctuates. If I don't have to pay taxes on my stocks until I sell them for a profit, then I don't know why I should feel obligated to pay taxes on fake digital money that can be worth $0.00 tomorrow.

Not happening.

Good job on the post though.