I have decided that I should be entitled to some of what you are all working so hard to acquire- your precious STEEM.
While there may be no logical reason why I should receive 25% of your earnings, I have written it down in a book in a fancy font, so it's now a rule that you have no choice but to abide by.
If you do not pay me what I have demanded in a timely fashion, I will find you and lock you in my basement with the others.
Now- give me my money, and resteem this post so that your followers know they have to pay up too.
If this sounds utterly ridiculous to you, then explain to me how paying taxes to the government does not?
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