Hi everyone! Big apologies for the delay in this Team Australia update post. My laptop charger died, and before I could order a new one, the power went out one night and drained my battery to zero percent while I slept.
So I was without a laptop for seven days.
It sucked a lot.
I could not do anything (including work). I was restricted to my phone and kindle fire for all things internet related—both of which are poor substitutes for a laptop.
Then Dell has one of those new-fangled business models where they won't actually sell you anything. I spent over an hour on the phone one day trying to give them money to send me a new charger. After getting the runaround and speaking to at least 15 different people, they refused to sell me one on the grounds that I didn’t have a US phone number. I find this so ridiculous—it was a $50 charger. I wasn’t trying to buy a house!
Anyway, my girl 
So Dell, you are rubbish! You get big thumbs down for customer service.
And before all you Apple lovers tell me to get a Mac, that won’t be happening. I hate Macs even more.
Ok, so, because I’ve been out of action for over a week, I now have a big backlog of recruits to get through. I have gone back through my comments etc. and tried to capture everyone that’s reached out to me. However, if you’re not in this update or the next one, please contact me again, cos it probably means I’ve missed you. Sorry in advance for that.
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Candidate 1
Name and bio
Fun fact
“I can eat whole chocolate in one go.”
Depending on the size of the block, me too. Although maybe not a 250g "family sized" block…
Candidate 2
Name and bio
The story of the name
Fun fact
"I don't share my birthday cake. I buy two to avoid people eating my cake. I really love cake."
Haha. That's a lot of cake. But your logic is sound.
Candidate 3
Name and bio
Fun fact
"I used to live in Tampa, Florida but moved when I found that special Aussie girl who won my heart."
Aw, sweet. She must be something if you moved to the middle of nowhere on the other side of the world to be with her!
Candidate 4
Name and bio
Since she grew up on a farm,
Fun fact
“I've been a human lamington. After a lamington drive/fundraiser, the left over chocolate mix and coconut was poured over me.”
Yum. I wish I were a human lamington!
Candidate 5
Name and bio
Those of you who’ve been around a couple of months will probably remember steemwars. 
Fun fact
“I took tap and jazz until I graduated from high school.”
Interesting. I watched that video you posted and you were litterally the 'token guy' among about 20 girls. At least, I’m assuming that was you?
The rules for joining Team Australia
If you’re not yet a member and want to be, this is what you need to do:
- Vote here for our resident steemit witness @ausbitbank.
- Regularly check the Team Australia and Australia tags and upvote the content you like.
- Follow and upvote existing members of @teamaustralia who you share a common interest with. Alternatively, you can show your support by following the centerlink curation trail in Streemian. Instructions are listed here.
- Comment below or DM me on steemit chat or Discord that you want to join.
- Link your introduction post so I can find out a bit about you. If you’re new to steemit you'll have to write one so use the introduceyourself tag to help boost your following. You can also follow this handy guide written by @teamsteem.
- If it’s not mentioned in your introductory post, tell me which city and country you’re in, cos let's face it, a lot of us live in Australia's fourth largest city—London.
- If you’re not Aussie tell me why you should be a Team Australia ambassador.
- Tell me a fun fact about yourself. This can be anything. For example, maybe you run a successful business, or you have eight kids and three dogs, or you rode your bike across America, or you won the blue ribbon for javelin throwing at sports day back in high school, or Toadie came into the pub you work at one day and you served him a beer, or, maybe you can fit 55 maltesers in your mouth like Ed Sheeran can. It doesn’t matter what it is, I want a fun fact about you!
Once I receive this information I will try my best to write a good introductory paragraph about you for the official Team Australia membership updates. So the better your information is, the better I can make you sound. Where relevant, please use the teamaustralia and australia tags to promote your work. I will try and post weekly updates unless there is a lot of interest, in which case I will try and post sooner.
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Team Australia banner by @bearone