To all my friends from the land down under,
Here are a few things you've made me ponder.
Are boomerangs sticks if they don't come back?
Do kangaroos fear a drop bear attack?
How did you lose a war against emus?
Both our governments just give me the blues.
Maybe I'm new, but just give me a chance,
YouTube makes it seem you all prank and dance.
There's crocs up north and bull sharks all around,
Not safe in the ocean or on the ground.
I liked Mad Max and Crocodile Dundee,
But I think it's time to shake off the queen.
Little known fact, but I love your accents.
There's one last thing that's causing some suspense.
Some people claim Australia isn't real,
I sure hope my mates can tell me the deal.