G'day mate! Just about to cook some damper and have it with a bit of Cocky's Joy and a XXXX on the beach in my cossie and thongs!!
I love Australia
I love being an Australian.
Here are my top 15 reasons why:
Where else can you poo in a self made sand toilet whilst eyeing off a goanna? (Speaking from personal experience!)
The largest property in Australia (a cattle station of course) is larger than Belgium
Where else can you wear a thong in public? (actually it would be more socially acceptable to wear two thongs)
If you visited a new Australian beach every day it would take 27 years to see them all!
The average Aussie drinks 96 litres of beer each year
Avocados are eaten with everything!
Australia holds the Guinness World Record for the largest Toga party
There are over 500 national parks
There are 60 Wine regions in Australia
Australia’s former Prime Minister Bob Hawke set a world record for sculling 2.5 pints of beer in 11 seconds!
The Great Barrier Reef is the world’s largest living organism
Most Australians are the most laid back and friendliest people in the world (head beyond the cities and you will know what we are talking about)!
Australia is an extremely multicultural country and is home to the largest Greek population outside of Greece
It is home to the world’s longest fence
The Aussie sense of humour is like nowhere else on the planet. Did you know that an Australian man once tried to sell New Zealand on Ebay?
