G'day 
I came here chasing love, fell for an aussie Sheila but she left me high n dry some 5 years ago for a Māori woman.
Now I'm still here and I'm a little bit messed up ya see I moved here with 80k and now it's all gone. I spent most of it on coopers reds and vehicles that ended up lemons.
I can't receive the real dole which is a bit shyte because I'm disabled, broke me back on a boogie board when I was 17 and can't work like all these other bogans.. I lived for over 10 years on the benefit in the land of the sheep luvvas but that all ended when I touched aussie soil... which is why I'm Givin crypto a go! I live outta me caravan up in the sunny coast about 20 mins from the Steve irwin zoo... just waiting for my aussie mates to accept me into 
So why the bloody hell do I deserve sponsorship? Well... because this stories bloodywell true. Every part of it!!
Cross me heart!!
for further proof, Here's me viscount caravan complete with number plates from the old lemons, a messy outdoors workshop with a stop Adana sign and yeah, I live on an old tennis court
Oh and I've learned your language too so I reckon I'm good to go! Here's me dank wee kitchen, she's a beaut
