This is a balls up.
I copied a couple of my Hive posts to my Wordpress blog and Steempress has reposted them to Hive. I thought I had disabled Steempress, but I guess not, and it must be posting to Hive now. Which is good (now that I know), but this is a double post - Is there any way to delete Hive posts?
In the meantine here is a new photo I took of a bedbug that lost a fight with a USB stick!
PS - NOW I KNOW EVERYTHING! - see my latest post for the meaning of life: @frot/wecouldalluseafewalliesatthemoment-9xe2p0ul15
And now here is a copy of my earlier post, with the comments included in the body of the text.
FIRST SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT CORONA VIRUSES CAN LEAP ACROSS GAPS
Yesterday I managed to capture a high resolution image of a Corona virus jumping across a 1.5m gap. I checked my Facebook feed, and nobody has posted any similar images in the past 24 hours, so this image has been confirmed as a world first.
And the image is the real deal. I know this because I drew it myself. It is genuine scientific proof because I drew it on a Samsung tablet.
Samsung tablets have high res screens and these really cool S-Pen things. That makes them very scientific, so anything drawn on one is scientific proof. (The same does not apply to Apple tablets because Apple is totally gay)
Why this is so important is because it proves that Corona viruses cannot jump across 2m gaps. I didn’t actually measure the distance in my drawing but it looks like about 1.5m and the virus looks fairly happy, so clearly 1.5m is not far enough to stop viruses in their tracks. But 2m always is – if I had drawn a 2m gap the virus would have been looking really pissed off at being thwarted.
American viruses are fatter so they can’t jump as far. That is why 6ft (1.8m) is far enough to stop American Corona viruses, while the Corona viruses everywhere else can easily jump 1.8m gaps and only 2m gaps will stop them. If American corona viruses continue to lose weight because of pizza shortages, the CDC may have to revise this distance up to 2m, but they are postponing plans to do so because Americans don’t know what metres are and might incorrectly distance themselves by 2 miles, which could be excessively socially restrictive.
Medical Advice Notice.
This drawing is scientific proof and is intended for global governance purposes. If you have a medical emergency, you can rely on the contents of this drawing to treat your condition. Alternatively you can ask your government to save you. Both choices are scientifically proven to be more effective than doing your own research.
Posted from my blog with SteemPress : http://www.frot.co.nz/design/funny/16857/
23 Comments
There is one hole in your proposed theory and explanation.
That S(cientific) pen is awesome and i wish i had one (and the accompanying tablet.)
But the hole in the theory is that you can catch this virus twice.
And so, you can be immune and not immune at the same time.
Conspiracy theorist!
and you can see the bowls broken and not broken!
A reason not to have glass doors in your kitchen cabinets.
It's as bad as having an asteroid heading towards the earth and knowing about it! 🤣
Brilliant and fashionable ...
HILARIOUS - the absurdity ... today I talked to my niece who is 5 years younger than me and who is pretty emotionally retarded - she is speaking in politically correct language - and making masks that she is going to sell at the farmer's market tomorrow for $20 - WTF???????? I told her I was practically giving my drawings away for free on etsy and craigslist to just try to be helpful and she got super angry at me and started talking about how I am just not in a position to "judge" her since I have received the settlement on the accident and she is $4k in debt and living in a house her father bought her that she used to Airbnb but now she can't and she might have to actually "get a job" - OMG!!! NOT THAT!!! She lives in the dreaded California - so she is a complete and total liberal fascist...however I am trying to be kind and listen to her and be her friend right now because I kind of owe her that as a result of brutally teasing her when we were kids - at one point I tried to tell her something about the TRUTH and she said she honestly does not want to know the Truth- but after I got off the phone I thought - wow - this is a microcosm of the macrocosm and therefore we are FUCKED!!!!!
People like that are not good for you - even here in NZ a lot of people know that California is a cess pit!
oh I know - but I am trying an experiment of patience and helpfulness.
Curated for #informationwar (by @truthforce)
Delegate to the @informationwar! project and get rewarded
http://www.frot.co.nz/design/conspiracy/the-great-pandemic-hoax-of-2020/
Fun fact: the "S" in S-pen stands for science, you can't argue with that.
Awesome we now have scientific proof.
My usual supermarket has brought half of its shutters down and is funneling everyone into a bottleneck to queue up. That should keep everyone apart!
I'm working on a big corona page at the moment - I'll post a snapshot of it on Hive soon but I want to be able to keep adding more content and fixing censored links so it will be a webpage.
But it is only for people who are not into the "official narrative"
http://www.frot.co.nz/design/conspiracy/the-great-pandemic-hoax-of-2020/
lol..I thought I was laughing hard until I saw your comments! ha! Oh man, hilarius stuff! Those masks on your comment photos have me in tears.
lol...that's brilliant!