Hello, friends of Steemit! May the gods bless all content creators! You all deserve it more than any other creature on this beautiful planet we call home!
Thanks, sir follow me!
I am following you! Every day I am spending several hours on the epic quest of reading your personal blogs. Trust me, that is a great practice – I learn a lot about your life, hobbies, artworks, foreign cultures, travel destinations and much more. I also learn about the dark side of humanity, and its dire need to spoil everything. Dear friends of Steemit, I am a curator and I know what you did last hour.
...Well I was there and I saw what you did, I saw it with my own two eyes...
And once again, you made my Groundhog fucking day.
So this is my personal thank you note.
1. JACKS OFF ALL TRADES
I love the way you are writing about astrophysics, nuclear chemistry, medicine, and advertising. There is a special receptor, buried deep in my most sensitive organ, which stimulates my French when I see you giving your best in seven different science topics you did yesterday. I completely understand that a genius like you have to stay anonymous. That is probably the main reason for putting random dating site photos in your #introduceyourself post.
Nice pics welcome
You bet.
2. PLAGIATORS
Every time you steal and publish someone's content, random endangered animal commits suicide. Yes, you killed panda and that cute polar fox. You are bunny eater and the murderer of dolphins. But your sins are much greater than that. You are ignorant enough to beat the shit from your account without becoming aware that the majority of big voters will actually check everything they vote for. So what you gonna do when they come for you?
Sir, please remove flag sir I made a mistake OK?_
Tell it to them...
3. REPOSTERS
Hey funny people! I must ask you something personal – how do you get laid? I mean, do you score in the same way you are trying to get rewards on Steemit? By repeating the same story over and over again? Think about this – if you tell a joke to a girl, and she is not laughing, would you do it once again? Why not? Oh yeah, she didn't like it...Damn, you are right about that. It would be much wiser to go home and repost some shit that people ignored a few days ago.
Hit me baby one more time
CONCLUSION
This should be enough for the very first entry of my diary. In the next episode, I would pay more attention to specific subcategories of every described pillar. Tell me what you think about, I will be glad to hear about your experiences. And don't forget the most important thing
I followed you follow back
No.
Upvote for upvote
No. That's not it.
Thank you, sir.
Forget it. Until the next time,
Your friendly curator
Hidden84
