It all started in 2017 when Apple skipped over the iPhone 9 to release two 8s and a "10" its tenth anniversary phone. But in so naming the iPhone X and following it up with three more "X" phones in 2018, Apple has created a ripple effect that makes me scrunch my brow and wonder aloud, "What the hell, Apple? What can possibly come next?"
Now first of all issues is the X. It looks like an "ex," but you have to say it as a "10" or else all the fanboys and fangirls will yell at you. That's okay when X stands alone. But when you combine it with an S, an R and an S Max, the brain takes over and you get the iPhone "excess," the iPhone "ex are" and the "excess max." Best-case scenario, your "10 ess" transmutes into "tennis," a fine game on the court, but a really bad name for a phone.
The second problem arrives when you think about the issue of succession. The "X" is an important shift for Apple, one that represents a higher echelon of iPhone than the ones that preceded it. The X represents Apple's rebranded iPhone with secure infrared face unlock technology, no home button and state-of-the-art giant screens. The X brand is a pricier lineup than before, and it's easing you steadily, purposefully, into paying more for your phone.
So what logically comes after the iPhone XS, the linchpin of the new iPhone X family? Oh, didn't you know? The iPhone X is essentially no more. Apple yoinked it from its online store, which makes it a truly one-year-edition phone as far as direct sales from Apple are concerned. You'll still be able to buy it through carriers and third-party retailers, at least while current supplies last.
Apple could follow up the iPhone XS -- where "S" delineates a minor upgrade -- with the iPhone 11. Or is that the iPhone XI? Would that make 2020's phone the iPhone XIS? ("iPhone Ziss"?) No way; what a horror show.
Well, what about simply calling it the "iPhone X (2020)"? Apple's done this before with iPads and MacBooks and although we don't like it, we've learned to accept it, even if it does create huge amounts of confusion. ("Which iPhone do you have?" "Uh, the iPhone one?")
Apple could also just carry on with its maddeningly illogical new naming convention. (Seriously, what does the R in iPhone XR even mean? "Reduced"?) Perhaps 2019 will bring us the iPhone XRS or the iPhone X2. But then would the following year beget the iPhone X2S?
Or maybe next year we'll finally get that rumored stylus-friendly iPhone at the top end. That could be the "iPhone X Pro," at least.
Then again, Apple could always throw us for a loop and finally bring the iPhone family in line with Apple's love of California geological name-places and call its next flagship phone the iPhone Tahoe, to mirror MacOS High Sierra.
I miss the warm certainty of a logical naming structure, where S's follow integers and all is well in the universe. As far as future iPhone names go now, it's still a brave -- and confusing -- new world
Reference:
https://www.t3.com/news/apple-may-have-just-given-away-its-plans-to-ditch-the-notch-for-iphone-xi
https://www.cnet.com/news/iphone-11-iphone-x1-iphone-lemur-apple-still-has-an-icky-2019-iphone-naming-problem/
http://www.expertreviews.co.uk/mobile-phones/1407740/iphone-xi-11-release-date