Ten Facts, One Lie

1. I used to get paid for being 50 feet up in a tree with a chainsaw.
2. I adopted my son in Colombia.
3. I am married to a duck.
4. I graduated from The University of Magnitogorsk’s Nanobiology Institute.
5. I have seen Henry Kissinger naked.
6. One of my eyes is real, the other is a prosthetic.
7. My dad once killed a man by hitting him over the head with a radio.
8. I joined Steemit on April Fools’ Day.
9. Both of my brothers are color-blind, but I’m not.
10. I hate Brussels sprouts so much that, if I ever become Supreme Leader, the species will wiped from the face of the earth.
11. I have twice been at the controls of an airplane mid-flight but have never taken a flight class, let alone been licensed.

Which of the 11 is a lie?

(If you’re baffled and/or curious, I’ll fess up in a comment below on February 15th.)

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