Boy of BOY did he do Great!
In the spirit of the indigenous people native to the tropical islands of the WWII theater, I have followed his example.
Years after the conclusion of the war, anthropologists journeyed to the islands 🌴 and discovered something absolutely remarkable:
The natives had been building items that approximated crude examples of the radios 📻 the soldiers were using when requesting supplies.
Imagine how the natives perceived it:
The soldiers would talk into small objects attached to a larger object,
AND THE GODS SENT THEM GIFTS!!!
Imagine:
Great big parachutes gently delivering massive crates of supplies, literally out of the blue!
What a Miracle!
So after the soldiers left, the natives tried to build their OWN hotline to Santa Claus, because they wanted food, beer, and cigarettes too from the generous and friendly God in the sky 🌌.
No reports on whether they were successful.
But without Facebook, Snapchat, or paper towel rolls needing to be changed to occupy their time, these natives had been trying to reach out and touch someone for years...
With a tip of my hat to
C'mon everybody!
Let's make some dreams come true!
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