Yes, you read that right.
No, I'm not kidding.
Like most everything else I make up as I go along, I have logical reasoning to back it up.
If you havent noticed, i tend to follow my own path.
I live in a world all my own, but I'm well known here.
You've been to church, right?
Did you go of your own free will?
Maybe grandma liked to make you go, but god certainly didnt, yes?
When you got there, did god make you put money in the plate?
Did he force you to sing in the choir?
No, of course not.
God doesnt force people to do things.
He gives us free will to test our characters.
So, if you are being forced to do things, like contribute money you dont want to give, or follow a bunch of rules you dont agree with, and it isnt team god doing that, who could it be?
Hmmm,...???
Could it be,....satan!!??
Cops are satan.
They force you to do things you dont want to do.
Pick a side, eh?