Lil' Beanie was left alone today,
And that was nothing new
Mama loves the bingo,
And Beanie has nothing to do.

So he boots up Mama's computer,
And gets his big boy hat
He's got a point to prove,
And he needs to prove it bad.

At school Bill said to Beanie,
I believe the Earth is Flat
Beanie's face went red with rage,
He almost lost his lil' hat!

Their teacher came along,
And wiped up Beanie's sweat
'Bill only shared a thought lil' Beanie,
You don't need to be this upset.'

But Lil' Beanie doesn't care,
He has a point to prove
He will troll Bill day and night, because,
'No one thinks different from Lil' Beanie, goof.'