For those who are unfamiliar with who she is, I feel sorry for you. I'll list some reasons here in a second. You know that #haturday thing I do every so often? That was her idea. She has a humorous and light-hearted soul you don't see very often. I love that lady. Why? Well, because she kicks the total shit out of the United Nations. How?
- The United Nations sit on their butts in committees to discuss options on what to do. Sara gets off her ass and does things.
- The United Nations try to resolve conflicts by bickering over the problem. Sara says a few words and dissolves dissent in seconds.
- The United Nations sends 'care packages' with shoes that don't fit and stale MREs that keep you from shitting for a week. Sara sends care packages with love and actual care.
Care Packages
She loves me too, though I'm not sure why. So much, in fact, that she sends care packages from time to time. This week, I received one of those lovely things. Thank you Sara, you are generous beyond what mere words can convey and anyone that knows you is lucky if they call you friend. Everyone is happy with their gifts, but none more than I - simply for her kindness. Check this out:
upon opening, wonder dazzles the eyes
The ladies loved these. My mom actually got all teary because she collects 2 things - clown masks and carousels. Angie was shocked and grateful.
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| Unicorn lights for the girls - huge hit! | Luna did her homework with it! |
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| They are enamored by the jewels! | Had fun last night with these! |
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Pops says thank you for the survival knife!
This is an interesting little game I think we can use at #familytime to help get to know each other, very thoughtful cards - you'll see.
You all saw the #haturday post, this is the complete fishing set up she sent. A small scale and mini sheers for clipping line and heck, camping or whatever.
This one is last for a reason and is the prequel to part 2! Stay tuned for some sweet assed silver porn coming soon!
Part 2
As you may have read in the letter and see from the caption and box, there is some #steemsilvergold shiny shit to be seen. Ya, gotta tease there, so sexy and all. Especially the bar I now drool on. For those that haven't yet taken the time, do get to know her and offer her a smile, she is fabulous and kicks the shit out of the United Nations. Thank you again 
and an extra big thank you for being you - #butthugs and all!
and an extra big thank you for being you - #butthugs and all!
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made this badass gif