Rapping isn't really my strong point but I thought I'd give it a go to enter the termite rap challenge.
I'm not sure if soundcloud is a valid entry format but I'm more of a background guy and prefer not to be in video.
Anyways, here it is. hope you like it. The lyrics are posted below the link:
I'm a crazy motherfucking cunt, coming running son,
chuchulain coming pumbeling while you stumble, and I'm gutting your stomach
as you fumble to the rubble and you crumble because I am troublesome,
you are nothing son, nothing but a stepping stone,
on my trip on methadrone, a psychotic episode,
you shoulda fucking let it go, shoulda known I'm on patrone,
dump your body on a desert, road time to go, watch you from the telescope,
as you decompose, send your left testicle, tightly wrapped envelope,
not a single dental note, the police will never know,
never show to your funeral, heard that it was beautiful,
til your testicle went venerial and Murial dropped it in her cereal,
a serial killer using cannibal material, mysterio the thriller,
grave filler body builder takes your body to the river considers,
if he should cut you up just a little thinner with the scissors,
there's no iller sinner, time for dinner, let it simmer,
having liver with the vicar, he's got liquer tastes sicker than sick,
and i'm slicker than slick rick with my dick in your bitch,
and she's a stripper quick fix sucking dicks,
got your wife's lips licking the jizz from my zipper... yea...
because I'm the cannibal killer.
Thanks for listening