I'm gonna tell you a tale that is as tall as a skyscraper
this one's got a smoking gun with a nano-thermite taper
but what you may have failed to grasp is the real reason why
the towers turned to dust in front of your own eye
there's a hole beneath Manhattan and it leads to Hollow Earth
they say it's built on Basalt columns, only said in mirth
the world beneath your feet is as big as the one out here
with it's own big ball of sunshine and your heartbeat stops when near
the towers came, the towers went, you wondered where's the rubble
the hole is deep as rabbits go and just above the bubble
a ship sailed in from yonder, right where we left it there
excuse me while I take you on another flight of stair.
one fine day in the middle of the night
a ship disappeared and some hookers got a fright
the crew became invisible and walked right through the walls
and poor old Mabel took a fright and now she walks the halls
of a lunatic asylum, it must have been a shock
to be felt up all over by an invisible jock
but what's this got to do with the Phoenix lights? ok you will soon see
they travelled right through time and straight up out of the deep blue sea
that ship became a ufo in the nineteen ninety sevens
came all the way from fifty years still sailing through the heavens.
It caused a certain level of deep browed stiff consternation
explained away as mist and fog and swamp gas formulation
and this my friends is where this story ends in soft disclosure
I have to get back to Antarctica to help fight Fields of Clover