I was on my way to Alexandria when I stopped for gas at Natchez. I got a Coke and a bag of Cheetos for the road. It was a nice Autumn day, so I had the driver side window down as I drove through this beautiful farm land. Well, something flew in. I swear it looked as big as a bat. It landed on the passenger window and I freaked out. It had pincers twice as large as its head, wings, and what appeared to my panicked mind claws. I beat the shit out of it with the opened bag of Cheetos while swerving all over the road before coming to an emergency stop in a shallow ditch. Cheetos everywhere...