No matter who you are, every boy deserves to have at least one girlfriend. In specific societies it is even a necessary, so why not join the alpha club and get yourself one following those easy steps.
Step one: Finding the perfect mate
Choose from a wide variety of ripe fruits, don't worry, the world is a vast place, there are women left and right to chose from.
But like videogames, you have to find the right genre.
You may ask yourself "Where should I start?". Struggle no more, with technology constantly advancing the perfect match is only one click away. Who do you have a crush on? Go to facebook, find out what she likes, her routine. That way you will know what to say talking to her, instead of mumbling about your last visit to the toilette.
If she has no account on a social media website, skip to Step two.
Step two: Observe and analyze
When technology is of no help, do it the oldschool way. Every girl digs policemen and detectives, take advantage of it and follow her around like the detective you are.
Where does she go, what people does she meet? Write down every detail in you little detective note.
Every detail matters to impress your future breeding ground. And to add to that, you will always have the opportunity to start a conversation with her. Going to the hairdresser? You are already there, the cinema? Sit right next to her and talk about how great you found the prequel. She will be happy that you have the same interests, the love meter will increase automatically.
Step three: Be the hero she needs
Pay a few thugs to jump her and come to her rescue right after. She will see you in a whole new way.
Her current boyfriend is a weakling compared to you.
If you have problems finding thugs, simply look in dark corners and places with low amounts of people. Remember, thugs are gentlemen and will not hurt you in any way.
Step four: Ensure your position
Your dreamgirl probably has a lot of friends and possibly a boyfriend, to strengthen your own position you have to mark your territory, show her that you are the only one she can rely to.
Even in the animal world, the alpha male gets rid of potential competition.
There is no better way than to remove the hindrance than by asking them politely (pay some thugs again).
I am sure they will listen to your reasoning and even cheer you on to pursue your goal.
Step five: Give her some presents
Presents are always special, everyone is happy to receive them. Don't hold back, she should be able to swim in gifts.
Since you already know basically everything about her, why not sending her some flowers or her favorite underwear?
The more you send her, the happier she will become. With all the presents she will once and for all know that you care about her.
Step six: Travel the world
There are so many beautiful places on earth, Paris the city of love which also has a massive underground network where you can take her for example.
But you don't want to ruin the surprise, do you? Remember to blindfold her, that way it will not be ruined.
Maybe you should also consider using love ropes to tie her hands. It is like marriage, the ring symbolizes eternal bond, the ropes are basically the same.
