Step 1: Don't pretend you have any idea what you're doing
Step 2: Start on the bunny slope.
Step 3: Don't listen to your friends when they say you should join them on the black diamond run
Step 4: Seriously... Don't
Step 5: Deciding to learn how to stop and turn on the previously mentioned black diamond is probably one of the worst decisions you will make.. But just do it.
Step 6: Check for rock walls at the bottom of the run. (Because you didnt learn to stop on the way down)
Final step: Whisper "Helllllp" while laying in the bottom of a stream because your body just crinkled up like an accordion when you hit that creek bank, lined with rocks, head first.
Lesson learned. Maybe I'm not good at eeeeverything.