Due to the recent slump in crypto, my travel plans now have to take a backseat. Thanks to technical analysts, I've lost so much and now have to budget travel! Just joking. Anyway, I've made it to Ancient Egypt. So how did I travel back to 50 BC, 2000 years ago? Well, through my special travel agent that goes by the name Assassin's Creed Origins. At only less than $100.00, who could refuse such an offer?
No idea why I'm forced to travel with weapons.
But they look cool on me, so whatever.
This is the Siwa lake.
What a beauty.
This is Siwa village.
But I soon got bored.
So I went out into the desert just up northeast.
And arrived in the outskirts of Alexandria.
Egyptian monolisks and Greek pillars all around town?
Ancient people really love those things, eh?
The Library of Alexandria, before it got razed into the ground.
Just had to take this shot..
Love the angles and pillars here.
Smoked some kush.
Aesthetic!
Woke up in some random party, with nobody..
Don't know what or who they're praying to.
I just stood around to feel holy for a moment.
Took a shot for my music album cover.
Another one.
Found an accountant counting stocks in the plaza.
A giant drain to funnel water into the city's main sewerage system?
Why's everybody hanging out here?
A poet told me the drain's stuck and needs a redesign.
So I took it to the board. Drew some circles and lines.
The Alexandrians thought I've fixed the problem.
Random picture of what looks like a communist-Egyptian building.
The Grand Palace.
Bling bling.
Sailed out into a picturesque bend of the Nile.
Crashed by some Greek wedding on the seaside.
Two guys were wrestling over food.
Arrived in some luxurious courtyard filled with palm trees.
I love palm trees.
Rode out with the horse race club to the Hippodrome.
Can you spot 
De-toured into some random village.
It was filled with giant kimchi jars.
Gotta keep them fermented.
Further down the road.
Love the view.
At the fringe of the desert, where tax-collectors frequently burn villages.
Along the Nile, by the countryside.
Wheat. Wheat everywhere.
Did you know that wheat turned us into sedentary creatures?
Nice desert picture 1.
Nice desert picture 2.
Nice desert picture 3.
Finally, I found a lady who doesn't mind rowing my boat home. I've only done like 20% of Ancient Egypt after 40 hours even with my parkour skills. Pictures of more places, pyramids, and their interiors in the next episodes!