Ireland: is drunkenly beating up England alongside with Scotland . Meanwhile, Northern Ireland quietly sets fire to bottles of petrol in the corner.
North Korea: is the midget threatening to beat everyone else up. Later found head down in a toilet. No one is certain if South Korea, China or the USA did it.
Italy: will wait until someone is winning then will side with them but only after having spent the whole of the preceding time on the other side and after partially being the reason why that other side lost.
Canada: is playing the crappy duck hunting game all night wasting change while apologizing nonstop.
Nigeria: is feverishly sending out emails to those left standing promising a small fortune for their help in 1) safely transferring his father's fortune to a bank account outside of Nigeria... and 2) in knocking out anyone still on their feet.
Saudi Arabia: bumps America. "He did it."(pointing to Iraq) And continuously buy drinks for the US and England while plotting to take the US from behind then kicks the shit out of Yemen while nobody is looking.
Switzerland: is sitting back and watching the whole thing while smoking expensive cigars and sipping some expensive wine with Monaco and Luxembourg laughing at the silly peasants fighting. Also collecting bets from everyone, and giving different odds to different countries, to ensure maximum spending.
India: sits in the corner and preach about benefits of world peace and disadvantages of alcoholism.Whilst engaging in a vicious game of footsy with Pakistan under the table and whispering Kashmir Kashmir...
Zambia: just watching all these big fuckers tussle all the while being seated with a few other African countries drinking all the beer left behind in this brawl of epic proportions.
Bangladesh : “ Hey Pakistan, did you hear what India said about your sister?”
The Netherlands: tries really hard to stay neutral and sell knifes to other countries, eventually gets knocked out by Germany.
Jamaica: is too stoned to realize what is happening.
Morocco :beats up Algeria while sipping mint tea and smoking hashish.
Poland: is extremely drunk while screaming in a language nobody understands.
Japan: would be politely trying to diffuse the situation with white gloves then would be singing karaoke and not giving a shit. Is found later on passed out in a bowl of ramen.
The Philippines: will probably check who's winning, check if he's 0,1% Filipino, and shout "Filipino Pride!" while taking turns hiding behind the USA and China depending on who’s winning.
Brazil: is shirtless, trying to fuck, well, anyone, until someone mentions it’s 7–1 defeat to Germany in 2014.
Singapore: will sit in a corner do nothing and just complain and then be on everyone’s side.
Sweden: will pretend to ignore it while secretly giving baseball bats to the people who scare us so they'll be our friends after.
Spain: will sit back eating tapas, watching everyone fight, and bragging to no one about how they totally would have kicked everyone's ass years ago.
Mexico: mops the floor and cleans the place while throwing bottles at the USA.
Russia: heads to the freezer with a bottle shank and a coat in full Adidas gear
Syria: is getting beat by Russia, Turkey, and Iran
Finland: quietly sits in the corner until Russia approaches and Finland screams 'Ve must deal vit eet!' and look menacing as fuck until Russia decides to leave her alone again.
The Vatican: would be praying for it all to stop before being murdered by some Eastern Orthodox country
Malaysia: will be the one who starts punching himself to he doesn't have to choose sides while sending annoying WhatsApp messages to everyone
France: is the annoying guy with the musky smell surrounded by women who started the fight in the first place, starts crying and raises white flag, surrendering
Belgium: doesn't even know who he really is or where he comes from, silently drinking beer in the corner
Vietnam: single handly sneaks up behind the USA and gives her a massive wedgie
Serbia: is getting beat by Bosnia and Croatia
Albania and tiny Kosovo: are beating up a drunken Bulgaria in the corner
Ecuador: fights internally with himself on if he should help the USA and slips in to try and diffuse the situation by calling USA out on the shitty things it has done (WikiLeaks) but is silenced by the Russian bartender
Hungary: joins the former winning side who was the eventual losing side
Kazakhstan: will constantly say that Genghis Khan was Kazakh and that's enough to feel like a winner forever before getting his ass beat by Uzbekistan and Turmenistan
Romania: loots all the fallen countries’ stuff and tries to sell it to the others
Iran: sneakingly pinches Jordan and Lebanon and then blames it on Israel
USA: a few countries against the evil Commies while secretly teaching a few awesome MMA moves to a few of the Middle Eastern, South American and South Western Asian countries who dislike the same countries they dislike, because it's a fistfight. Coaxes a few countries against the evil Commies then sneaks away to grab some pussy
Israel: beats up Jordan, Lebanon and Egypt and was blamed for the whole mess in the end
**For the record this post is only for laughs please don't get offended, but PLEASE add to the story in the comments