The Names Of These 12 Actual Places In France Will Make You Giggle
- This probably well-protected town on the river Baïse....
- This attention-grabbing village near the eastern border...
Named after a Roman land owner named, if you can believe it, Pussius (link in French).
- This catty ass destination...
of the, um, Pays de Bitche region in France.
- This somewhat morbid ancient Roman city...
Apparently, if you go to Die, there'll at least be lavender honey.
- This NSFW northeastern locale...
Come for the lulz, stay for the actually pretty awesome ancient pottery factory ruins.
- This rather communal spot...
For the safety of your Google image search, we recommend typing in "Orgy Bourgogne France."
- This saucy southwestern stop...
Again, Google search "Seix tourism" verrrrry carefully, my friends.
- This well-endowed city in Brittany...
Free idea: Tourist t-shirts emblazoned with "Brest is best."
- This silly site in Normandy...
Just think about that geotag potential.
- This kinda upsetting place up north...
I hear it's a place that Dad joke voice loves company. Heh. Heh.
- This perfect ode to cheese's BFF...
"Going Ham" has taken on a new meaning.
- And of course, this probably v. kind city...
I want to go to there.
This post was translated from French.
