FUNNY JOKES/QUESTIONS AND ANSWER

ANSWER CORRECTLY AND WIN
Answer the questions in 2 minutes.

1. Animals that eat money are called...
   A. Carnivores
   B. Omnivores
   C. Monivores
   D. Herbivores
2. What is the natural habitat for naira-eating snake?
   A. Aquatic
   B. Jamb headquarters
   C. Terrestrial
   D. Forest
3. The process by which a snake swallow money is called...
   A. Phagocytosis
   B. Engulfing
   C. Pinocytosis
   D. Embezzlement
4. What will snake drink after swallowing this huge amount of money?
   A. Water
   B. Gulder
   C. Hennessy
   D. None of the above.
5. What kind of snake can swallow 35M naira
   A. Ejola
   B. Python
   C. Oka
   D. Anaconda
6. In what country in Africa would snake swallow money in an office......
   A. Zimbabwe
   B. Egpty
   C. Nigeria
   D. Kenya
7. The study of snake swallowing money can be best described as..........
   A. Snakenology
   B. Olelology
   C. Corruptology
   D. All of the above
8. If a snake is arrested and taken to the court by the EFCC will he win the case.......
   A. Yes.... Since there's no evidence against the innocent snake
   B. No..... The EFCC will win the case since the snake is not a politician.
   C. Yes & No.
   D. The Judge will throw the case out.
9. Snake that can swallow money is dangerous to be in the society because he can start robbing the banks....
   A. False
   B. True
   C. Maybe
   D. I don't think so.
10. Let’s assume the snake is sentence to jail how many years do you think he will spend in jail....
    A. Just a year
    B. 3 and half years
    C. 43 years
    D. Life in imprisonment

INSTRUCTION: Bonus question for all, carries 40 marks... Answer careful please.
If it turned out that it was the Jamb officials that swallowed the money but they lied against the innocent snake, what should the snake do?
A. Swallow all of them alive.
B. Forgive and forget.
C. Demand for it's share of the money.
D. Leave Naija for Ghana.