Oh but at least I have stayed in a literary themed hotel at the Oregon Coast called the Sylvia Beach. Each room is dedicated to a different author and I think I've stayed in the Mark Twain and the Gertrude Stein. They didn't have the JK Rowling yet back when I stayed there ages ago but I think if I could afford to go again that might be the one that I'd choose. I don't know though, there are so many cool looking ones! (Maybe Jules Verne???)