Have you heard of soap nuts? Aka soap berries?
They're actually a fruit.
But if you stick them in the washing machine, they suds up like...
...other sudsy-things.
I've known about them for about a year, but forgot the existed until I saw some "soap nut shampoo" in Thailand.
I was just going to order some online to try it out, but 
And they did!
I just have to write about it because it's the most amazing shampoo I've ever tried.
Here it is:
Seriously, these nuts are magical.
🌟
When you get out of the shower, it makes your hair feel all tangly kinda.
It's not easy to run your fingers through the hair.
But then...
...just like magic, it makes your hair softer than it's ever been.
And it feels cleaner than it ever felts.
And stays feeling that way longer than normally does.
And all for the low, low price of $2.39 USD.
Or 75 Baht.
You can buy the actual soap nuts, too. Throw them in the washing machine to clean your laundry.
Seriously isn't that crazy?!
A FRUIT THAT CAN CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES!!
And, you can boil them in liquid and make your own detergent/shampoo/house cleaner/ whatever.
You can use it on your skin to help clear up rashes.
If that's not a Christmas miracle (that's been around since the beginning of time), I don't know what is.
So, would you put nuts in your washing machine?!
Would you wash your hair with nuts?!??
Baby got nuts.