Vladi here is the president of the Russian Federation, and he has been recently wronged. After many years of service in the Russian military and three times on the president's office, Vladi has been ignored as the mascot for the Worldcup, making all of his country terribly sad. Here are some reasons as to why he oughts to be the unconditional mascot of any future event held in Russia:
1. Vladi threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
2. Vladi can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
3. Vladi can cut a knife with butter.
4. There are Matroska dolls depicting Vladi without shirt.
5. Because of Vladi's will, the Russian football team made it to quarterfinals on the Worldcup.
