I have been working hard on this story, and I think this is my best chance to slip away quietly...
A long time ago, in a far away place, I was busy scamming people on the internet, just working hard, like a regular guy.
Suddenly, and for absolutely no reason at all, I was attacked by a whole horde of filthy trolls.
The plot thickens.
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