Subject: The raccoons have got to go!
Like many citizens, I've wondered and tried hard to understand why Trump has a following. (It's obvious why he probably should not!) This raccoon story might shine some light on why. It makes no difference about your political leanings, it's based on common sense.
If you really want to know how a lot of people feel? And this applies to both Democrats and Republicans, read below.
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately. You call the city, four different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job. But there is this one guy, and he guarantees you to get rid of them, so you hire him. You don't care if the guy smells, the guy swears,he's an alcoholic, how many times he's been married, if he voted for Obama, has a plumber's crack, words that comes out of his mouth are vulgar, you simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He's the guy. He's the best. Period !
Here's why we want Trump, yes he's an ass, he's an egomaniac, don't act "presidential", acts like a teenager sometimes, use bad language, insult people, use twitter, speaks his mind honestly, tell the truth even though it hurts and on and on and on. USA is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced,and only have their own personal gain as motivation, not the people's best interest.
We want it all fixed! We don't care that Trump is crude, insults people, changes his positions all the time which actually is an asset, married three times, fights with celebrities,newscasters such as Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, and one and on and on.
This country is weak, bankrupt, becoming a nation of have and have not, always using the tax payers hard earned money to subsidize more or less every country on earth(slight exaggeration) and Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, Republican Party. We just want this thing fixed. Trump may not be a saint, but he doesn't have lobbyist money holding him, he doesn't have political correctness restraining him, all you know is that he has been very successful, a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also not a politician, he's not a cowardly politician. And he says he'll fix it.
And, he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or looked at and called a liar. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW.
The raccoons have got to go.