My English level is terrible, but even so, I still want to write an article in English. I don't know if my friends can read it, just make a joke.
I saw a joke today, and the story goes like this:
我的英語水平簡直很糟糕，但是，即便如此，我還是想用英文來寫一篇文章。我也不知道我寫出來朋友們能不能看懂，就當個笑話看看就好。
我今天看到一個笑話，故事這這樣的：
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
一位先生去赴宴遲到了，匆忙入座後，發現自己的座位正對着乳豬，於是大為高興的說：「還不錯，我坐在乳豬的旁邊。」這時才發現身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相視，他忙陪笑改口到：「對不起，我說的是那隻烤好的。」
After I read this story, I think of my once, girlfriend and I speak a joke, in the end we broke up, I feel very innocent, I explained to her, she is not willing to listen to, maybe she don't love me, or maybe a girl is very care about other people say she is fat. But what I said is true! Why do girls like to listen to lies? I don't understand!
看完這個故事，我想起我的曾經，和我的女朋友講了一句玩笑，結果我們分手了，我感覺特別無辜，我跟她解釋，她都不願意聽，或許她根本就不愛我吧，又或許一個女孩子非常在意別人說她胖。可是我說的是真的啊！為什麼女孩子都喜歡聽謊言呢，我不明白！
I swear, I'll never say that girls are fat, even if she's fat like a pig. I'll tell her she's great.
Hey, honey, I'm not talking about you. Don't look at me like that.
我發誓，我永遠都不會說女生胖了，即便她胖的跟豬一樣。我會誇她長得棒棒的。
嘿，親愛的美女，我說的不是你，別這樣看着我。