Dear Steemit community, I desperately need your help!
Two of the very respectable members of Steemit are keeping me as a hostage, and want to take advantage of me!!!
I somehow managed to get to my computer while they're away and to write this call for help!
It all started as an innocent call to visit their town in Germany for the weekend and ended as a nightmare...
"You should definitely come and visit us for the weekend!"
"Why not?", I thought to myself, it would be nice to go to Germany, I've never been there, to hang out with nice people and try some delicious traditional German food.
It was all good at the beginning of the first day, 
All of the sudden, 
I didn't know what to do, I couldn't get out, or call for help, I tried to read some of the books, but they were all in German (like the horror wasn't huge enough already)!!
Then they started giving me high doses of freshly prepared drug mixture, which are specialty of
I had to drink all of these!!!
Then something even worse happened -
Of course, you can imagine how much money will they get for me!
"But she's too skinny, they said they want something with more meat..."
They knew that Big Pharma won't be interested in paying a good amount of money for skinny girl like me, so they decided that they should start force-feeding me!!!
I had to eat all of these awful German sausages:
And then these horrible Nutella Knödel!!!
And they will keep it coming until I put on some serious weight, so they can finally sell me to evil Big Pharma!!!
Someone please come to my rescue! ASAP!!!
I mean, as soon as you are available...
After you finish all your daily routines of course...
Maybe you can grab some diet Coke on your way, I really need one...
Actually, you don't have to hurry, really starting to like all these awesome foods!
Nah, forget it, I'll just stay in here...
Since today is the 1st of April, whole this post of course was an April fool’s joke! I'm safe and sound and having lots of fun!
Hope you all enjoy these holidays as much as I do!