Content warning: This text includes sour rants, non-inclusive insults, cheetos, HIVE shilling, pronouns, Twitter acquisition remark, woke meltdown, verbal soft porn, low-key violence and a brief notion of Satan.
Yes! That's correct! Silencio! Finally! Now, STFU and keep your shit for yourself!!
Hive, Twitter... whatever, I am back after two weeks of bullshit and war on me has been canceled. I legit was plotting how to - not sink everything I do online, but how to submerge like a giant submarine. Goodbye fuck you bwahaha. Yes, I would do it. In fact, I did it. I reschedule and reprogram many things and now we have a perfect new workstation. Bellissimo. So, no problemo with committing a cyber suicide. Just bliiink at me, you motherfucker. I will ghost me myself like it is the Independence Day.
I don't like - nobody likes - when pettyass loser supertroll is fucking trolling me, and for what, and it is hilarious what this asshole was prepared to do just to onion me - just to solve his damn problem. Well, the Judge solved it, not me, like 5 minutes in when I told him, it was done. He just forgot to brief me that it was done so I was assholing around for the next 24 hours or so. And troll is fucking silent, so fucking silent he actually forgot to DM me that the thing is solved until I threatened him with a body count. What was the damn problem about? It's complicated. It doesn't even matter. And it is done. About a body count? Well. A supertroll is now looking for a culprit. I assume that dude already "died". I guess. Maybe.
Now, can we all go back to the stuff that actually matters in this whole circus - like an entire month of fucking silence and just enjoy and do our own shit, or whatever? How about that? How about all the things that matter? How about the future and ... cheetos.
Damn.
How about we discuss Twitter charging 8 bucks for a monthly premium subscription, because I truly starting to like the whole situation over there. And all the butthurt freaks I hate just fucking leaving.
I might (completely by accident) loose an access to my account on Twitter for calling Elon Musk various colorful names, for example a Santa's lil helper...
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and trilobite...
This is on Reddit, but it links to my Twitter.
, for getting dressed, in what seems to be an imaginary character on Halloween. And I also found that pooch. His mother seems to like lil dogs. It is right on the left to that horny thing... I guess you can see it. Relatable.
I also called him tones of other names and I genuinely dislike him for other things than this woke bullshit - El Moron, fat fuck, idiot, monkey king, loser, twat, liar, alleged sexual predator, etc, all the fine stuff but without any legally inclusive allegations. I know where the limit is. He doesn't, and also has zero class.
Elon Musk outing with his ex-wife injected in a spandex sausage, a day before he became officially Satan of every Reddit subgroup in existence, was an exact thing I needed to make my lower colon rumble.
These two entirely belong to each other, how the fuck all these people don't see it.
A plastic black cock and a loose up pussy. It's perfect.
Now, I will need a one-way plane ticket to an unknown location. I am paying exclusively in sex. And if you are in similar situation, you can join me, and we can charge each other infinitely. LOL
Considering that Musk doesn't forget ever, and takes grudge against the smallest insult, me with this rich vocabulary have to consider the infinite as a solution; I used many other adjectives as well and I have zero respect for that person.
So, me being catapulted from Twitter would not be entirely unexpected. But... first, I am NOBODY, and his army of incels only goes after professional journos who somehow matter and whom he reacts at, second...
a few years back, there were people on Twitter who wanted to boil his then unborn son in oil. Or it was bake in an oven. Fucking gruesome. I was so happy to snip those, but it took Twitter forever to remove them. So, I can understand a point of the view where you want somebody like me kicked out of a platform, because of a trauma that has nothing to do with me.
I am this little hairy monster coming from the place you know nothing about. I am horrible, secluded, my whole point of you is upside-down to yours and disagree with you in so many different ways.
Third, I don't really care.
I came to terms with myself that others falsely see me as the Satan so even the worst scum is allowed to freely flounder anything that appeases them at me and walk away Scott-free. I don't shy away of being sadist either. I will gladly screw them up as I guess it is my nature never to forget and they deserved it. I don't get what else they expect me to say.
Twitter already killed my real profile with my real username which is now locked for 4 years. I had that account from 2010 and Twitter proved that they couldn't care less about me being perpetually harassed by a single individual (for 12 years) who also continued harassing me.
They suspended my account permanently after a single instance just because I said to that troll (yes, the SAME TROLL I mentioned few seconds ago) that I will break his legs if he comes close to me and my family.
The same person scantily smeared my name by insinuating that we had an affair, which we didn't, and talked all kind of things on many other platforms. Including turning my people against me or later going against them and their accounts.
I wouldn't touch him with a stick.
I double down on breaking legs, and I rise with crack his fucking neck. That is here for stay.
Troll then proceeded to make 15 accounts on Twitter, none of which were suspended.
I am glad that these people on Twitter are getting fired because they are unfair, petty and stupid. And they entirely deserve El Moron as a boss. They were allowing predatorial intention, but suspended people who were possibly in the same situation like me.
Should I stay in Twitter that gives platform to a single person to continue indefinitely harassing me?
Absolutely not.
I already made a permanent block to all my emails, they no longer receive anything, I migrated to another user platform, I bought other domains, other accounts and I wouldn't have any sort of a problem to permanently vanish.
I believe it will happen, because a troll is a toxic, vengeful, misanthropic and hateful, evil, little shit.
It would be profitable and useful, because Twitter is now a centralized entity, to make it a policy - one person-one account rule - even when I have more than one account and possibly tomorrow, I will have zero accounts.
People with 200 Twitter accounts were selling traffic all over the place back in my day, so this would be so helpful. Why would some shithead with a rig have 300 accounts to post rubbish or why would somebody sell 5 cents a tweet from 2000 accounts - PER DAY!!?? Or pretend to be 5000 different people just to coup up around irrelevant hashtag and completely burry relevant things that might need our full attention. Flashing assess of some stupid celebrity bitch new drop is not relevant. It's like pigeons shitting the place. Your political indoctrination is not relevant. That at least would be fairly good use of something centralized. If you are up to original creators or total sum of real users. Revoke API. Why would something like Zapier, Buffer, Hootsuite... and mountain of other "managers", earn profit of some security hole in Twitter. Nobody can win a trending hashtag if a whole platform is overrun by bot farms running on API.
And just for the record - no, El Moron is not an Antichrist even if some people want him to be. Why? Because. You want a list?
For a start, he didn't perform miracles. And exploding a rocket size of a tower in futile attempt to launch doesn't count, unless some people count in a second coming of Trump on Twitter as one.
Anyways, take noticed that I am a person who is literally learning at this moment how to communicate with a spider by a palp language because THAT is damn more important to me than Twitter meltdown or individuals plotting to trigger me with whatever they think I may feel for something so important in their own bubble. My heart doesn't go into palpitations because some Joe crabstick could somehow be sat on me among the sea of breadcrumbs, and I was on point. It beats by the precision of the atomic clock, because more sooner than later we could end up in darkness for thousand years and nobody would care if you had a checkmark or if a crabstick in a cockroach suit wanted to feed some scallops into my food processor for adding too much flying goose. None of those people on Twitter ordering trending or major discussion does anything of value. Maybe me trying to communicate with a completely alien creature, that has eight legs and looks like Satan's worst nightmare seems like a digression, but it is levels of magnitude more exciting and explorative than some mushroom arguing about pronouns.
Here's my neo-pronoun you fucking imbecile. I identify as a dick. Not as my gender, but an actual genitalia. In full erection. Treat me as such. And I have huge pair in addition to main identifier plus ginormous garb. Anything else? At this point it is completely irrelevant what I am, this is the only thing these lunatics see. How unkind I am and how dare me talking shit about their toys.
So, what kind of a standing within this perversion I take towards Elon and his Hallo costume, Twitter and everyhting - it is very simple - Lord Sauron (another imaginary character) just walked into that Smoothy shop called the Twitter - and that was a cherry on top of his acquisition. No more juicing, smoothing or whatever petting-zoo crap they were doing over there.
I was suggesting to some to take upon HIVE if they dislike Twitter for any reason. I afraid that some of those snowflakes will scream after first day in here. They deserve it.
He bought a website and took away your precious checkmark, he didn't steal your damn soul.
They all go to the places like Mastodon, Gettr, Gab, and for what exactly, for the opportunity to argue and get others in hope of suspension, because those others are always wrong.
But, I will just exclude my mention of HIVE from now on and post about fitness and health over there, internally and without affiliation. Why? Because this what we do there on now PRIVATE website could be considered shilling and be harmful for internal content creation of Twitter.
Whoever advised Elon Musk to buy Twitter and whatever motive instigated this acquisition, was one very harmful intent and useless purchase. Plus, all the negative stuff that hatched and will hatch out of it. He could buy much nicer thing with that sort of a money.
I will stay on Twitter until I feel comfortable, if I don't, I will leave. Like I said, I don't hope I will remain long on that website either by being kicked out or leave on my own.