Hi steemians!
It has been about twenty-three days since I posted something on steemit. And now I am back!
Well, one of the reasons I have temporarily stopped steeming is because I lost my phone. My phone that I often use in creating posts and taking pictures. MY PHONE! MY LIFE! Huhuhuhu! In fact, right now, I am using an office laptop that my boss has let me use for work purposes only. (Well, steemit is work for me too huh, and movie watching too. Sush!).
Every time I make a steemit post, I always try to be as formal as possible. I do not know why. However, right now, I just want to let loose and let my heart out. I wanna talk and write like I am not in a thesis defense . So let me do some monologues and curses and stupid analogies. Thank you! Hahahaha
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Anyways, last June 29, a day before our town fiesta, I lost my phone during my dialysis session. Yes! During my blood spa. I do not know where I left it. I don't know. I was so frustrated. One thing is for sure though- it is in the Dialysis Center. Or worse, in someone's pocket. IN SOMEONE'S FUCKING WALLET. I hope I am wrong. I mean, who would do that? Everyone in the Dialysis Center is nice and good. And I believed that these sick people, including me, would start to be all nice and all good because we are already sick. Because we are already suffering from chronic disease. Why would you play with God or karma, in the first place? Maybe I am too naive for this cold, cruel world. Or maybe I have it in my wallet or bag hahahahha. That has happened. So I kept calm.
On the four-hour duration of my dialysis, I was thinking of places where I might have left it. It is not in my bag. Not in my wallet. Not in my pocket. IT'S IN SOMEONE'S POCKET. I am sure. THIEF. (Bagginses! My precious!)
I kept calm. Like I always do. I kept calm but deep inside, in my head, I was hysterical. I was screaming. I was panicking. I was slapping and killing everyone who laid their eyes on me. Do you have my phone? Did you steal my phone? GIVE ME BACK MY SHITTY PHONE! It has lots of games. I was playing tongits in my phone, like a pro. Tongits is a game that deals with cards, the one with the kings and queens and aces. It is a gamble, I know. But no real money was involved there. It was just a mobile game. AND I WAS ON LEVEL 20!! So please GIVE ME BACK MY SHITTY PHONE! I worked so hard for me to reach that level. Damn it.
It's very very old. Very shitty. But it has nice speculations. It has an incredible camera. My gosh! All my picture memories were there. My photos since I was studying Biology. My trip to Cebu. My trip to Manila. My trip to Cagayan de Oro. My trip to her heart hahhahaa. (Super cheesy!) My nudes! Just kidding! I am not like that. OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH NNNNOOOOOOO!!! MY VIDEO COMPILATION ahhahahahahhha. So embarrassing. Never mind, I share educational videos (wink wink) to everyone. My song playlist! MY PHONE!! MY PHONE!
This is worse than a break up. I mean, my phone and I have been together for about two years already. And our relationship would just end because of a stupid third party? No! I am not ready to move on.
Almost a month later, I am still sad. Starting to move on. I remember my phone every time, everywhere. Thwn, while I was working on my office laptop, I accidentally clicked on the applications google offers. Then it hit me. I remembered that I synced my phone on my own google photos account. Oh yes! There is hope.
I opened my google photos account in my computer. And Holy shit. I saw all the photos I had taken with my phone. Bringing back memories. My phone. My lofe. My love. Then someone I'm not familiar with caught my attention. Who the fuck are these people?
WHO THE PAKENING FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE. WHY ARE THEY ON MY GOOGLE PHOTOS ACCOUNT?
This only means one thing. They have my phone. And they have been taking pictures with it. Whaaaat? Disgusting! Someone used my phone without my consent. Someone slept with my phone. Someone raped my phone. GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE!
I saw the thief. Her face. Yes it was a she. How dare her! She has been taking selfies with it on almost everyday. Noooooooo. I saw her group of friends. I saw her family. And her grandmother. Her grand....... wait, whaaaat? I know her grandmother. Super Plot twist. She also undergoes dialysis sessions in my center. Her grandmother is my "classmate", my blood spa gang. Whoah! Tangina this thief
I need to talk to them. I need my phone back. I need it. I need to know why they have it. Why didn't they give it to the information desk officer? Why didn't they give it to the nurses? Why couldn't I call my own phone. How did they manage to open it despite the super hard password I used (it is actually just 1234 hahahaha)? Why? WHY? PACKING SHEEEEP! FUCKING SHIT!
I need it badly. If tongits isn't on level 20, if it is demoted, I am really going to let them eat a whole deck of cards. If my sim card is gone, I am going to let them search on the internet my exes' number hahahha. If my memory card isn't there, I need them to make educational videos too. Hahhaa that's so rude of me. I am so sorry. I just need my phone back. Huhuhuhu
Anyways, I just want to tell everyone that you have to sync your phone with your google photos account. I mean, you have to be very careful, of course, of your own belongings. But, syncing can come in very handy. Sync them, babies. So even if you left your phone at home, you can still access your photos through your google photos account.
That's my ulog for tonight. Good night.
Thanks for reading!