He leaves me a To Do List in the morning. Here is a small excerpt of one, as an example.

He had surgery on my birthday - so he called off, obviously. He has given me permission to tell you what the surgery was because, and I quote "You should be able to make money off of my misfortune!" But - I choose to protect him. No one needs to know why he will no longer be called Quasimoto. Get a new bell ringer, people!!!!!

Quite possibly the best part of my day, was the final conversation before I left work. I had just sent all of my "end of day notes" from Filemaker to the system. Unbeknownst to me, he received these notes on his phone. Immediately after I hit send, the phone rang. Dagnabbit!!!! Now this phone call wouldn't get sent with the "end of day notes!"

"Hello! *Name of company omitted* This is Dreemsteem (no, i didn't really say that) How can I help!"

Heavy breathing.....

"Hello?"

"Happy birthday." (this was the creepiest, funniest Happy Birthday I've ever heard in my life.)

(I bust up laughing, immediately, realizing that only someone who knows me would know it was my birthday - so... i'm.... safe?) "Who IS this????"

"Pichael**"

(Laughing even harder) "Pichael! hahaha Why aren't you in surgery?"

"I'm done."

"Are you high on drugs??? You sound very high on drugs."

"I think so. Yes. Maybe."

"Did you just call me to say Happy Birthday?" (laughing hysterically)

"No. I got your end of day notes. I'm so proud of you for using Filemaker."

"Yeah! I did it. I think you should sleep."

"Hey. I think I should go take a nap." *click* he hung up! LOL

His To Do lists have become a source of happiness to me! hahahahaha Please allow me to share!

and another...

And.... this is why I love working in the office with Pichael Pohnson. Cuz he's funny, and nutty, and calls to say happy birthday even when he's high on drugs. Plus, he didn't mean to call me an inappropriate word.... he just needs a dictionary for his birthday!