Day 23 of being a mom
Hey Steemians and Uloggers,
Happy hump day!! I hope all is well with your world!!
A quick share from my side on another briliant baby antic which i've discovered in my 23 days!!
Not only is the kid a poop machine, but she alshas the Grossest habbit!! You think she's done doing her thing, the diaper comes off, you proceed to wipe her butt and then bam! She continues to poop For a bit!!!
Like a softserve Ice Cream machine, containing a mustard coloured flavour, the poop pours from her butthole!! Now you might be thinking, "Thanks Mimi for the overshare!!!" While all I'm thinking is "Holy Smokes!!! Where does all the poop come from!!??? How can this little person possible have this endless flow of poop!!"
I have resorted to catching them with wet wipes!! And im honestly brainstorming how i can just get this straight into the toilet without putting her life at risk. I'm picturing and elf on the shelf type of scenario with a newborn on the pot! But yeah, more funny than practical. I was just blessed with a kid who wants to poop openly and freely!!
That's all for now from me.. Let me try and catch some zee's before the adorable terrorist wakes up to poop on my hand andbmoleat my nipples onece more!!
Have a good day and laugh every chance you get!
And if you like what you read, feel free to upvote, comment and resteem!
Much Love From Sunny Cape Town, @mimismartypants
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