How's that for an interesting title? I have issues but it is important to practice good hygiene especially if you plan on satisfying your lover today.
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So it's Valentine's, that means everyone in a relationship is forced to do something nice today for the one they care about. Romantic eh?
As usual I left it to the last minute so I'm going to have to go shopping today before work, the stores will be crowded and I'll probably yell at someone but whatever..
I'll probably just duck into Sephora and get my wife a $100 gift card and grab some flowers at the mall. Ofcourse the flower shop will have super inflated prices to take advantage of what's probably their busiest retail day, bastards!
In an extra sexy effort I'm going to post this and then do the dishes and straighten up because nothing gets my wife's engine running like when I do domestic cleaning!
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No real special plans for tonite because like I said I have to work, ofcourse the restaurant will be busy and I'll run my ass off but I expect this going in so it won't be that bad. If I'm lucky I'll save just enough energy to make some 7.5 minute magic with my boo after 😝 ..5 of that will be foreplay ofcourse! 😂
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Oh this post reeks of sexiness doesnt it? Hittem with the plant..🍆
So I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy V Day, if you're in a relationship I hope you make it magical and if you're not consider yourself lucky, you'll get to save money and play video games tonite! 👍😎
Thanks for reading,
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