Because at the end of the day, at the end of the day, at the end of the day, at the end of the day, at the end of the day, at the end of the day, the fact of the matter is, you’re a loser whose lost control of what exits your mouth. I’ve invoked “the fact of the matter”, that favorite conservative catchphrase that tries to establish one’s position as “fact”, and therefore beyond reproach, sooo offensive. Also annoying…
Boulder yuppie: Ex-Zact-ly.
Chinese: “win-win.”
Mafia: “not for nothing. “
Mob wife: “nothin’ for nothin’.”
VC: With all due respect the bottom line is you’re not thinking outside the box because it’s low hanging fruit and not rocket science; the devs simply don’t have enough bandwidth and we can disrupt their entire ecosystem 24/7 and scale by 100 orders of magnitude with the robust synergy of the first granular iteration that’s certain to go viral, so be sure to run it up the flagpole and circle back before fucknuts asks about the use case and tables the conversation because he has too much on his plate and then it’s back to the drawing board or we’ll have to take a pass on the opportunity but at least then we’ll have given the founders some value-add advice and insight along with a cup of coffee and a warning not to let the door hit them on the way out.
Oi vei.
So I flip everyone The Bird as they spew this crap. In the future I threaten to share my disruptive views on strategies, deployments, and implications of decentralized systems and distributed ledgers; on monetary theory, occasionally government, historic anecdotal indulgences, release a Kraken or two, invoke offending pagan idolatry, call bullshit, reveal many wild dreams and fantasies of a better world for my daughter and humanity’s next 7-generations while raising a great horn of ale to the Innovators…may they live long and prosper…Sköll.
Dream Big, Make it Happen, and May the Decentralized Force Be with You!
I can also be found at https://medium.com/@akau.tau