Welcome to Last Week First, a not so reverent look at last week’s world, only on Steemit!
CROC WHISPERER ON WRONG END OF THE FOOD CHAIN
A Shaman (a person with unique spiritual powers) exercised his special kinship with crocodiles to help find a teen that was reported missing. It didn’t turn out well.
There is no damn excuse for this.
Why, in God’s name, would an adult swim in croc infested waters? We appreciate that it is more than honorable to help a fellow human being but crocs have no sense of honor, spirituality and they do not play.
Trappers tell us that the slimy reptiles typically take their prey way down deep, to wedge them in caves or under downed trees so that their newfound meal bloats up and softens, for eating later.
The horror.
BE COOL TO BEES
The Sioux City Journal reports (January 17) that two kids thought it’d be fun to trash about 50 bee hives, killing a half million bees.
Parents?
Many fruits and veggies are pollinated by bees.
Bees are responsible for bringing the world about one sixth the food we consume, about 30 BILLLION BUCKS a year in crops.
Leave the damn Bees be. Here’s a sweet little video that explains why bee’s are cool.
BIG NEWS FOR BITS
Travelandleisure.com says that a major airport down under will accept Crypto as payment (including STEEM) for flights soon.
http://www.travelandleisure.com/travel-news/brisbane-airport-bitcoin-cryptocurrency
Just another reason to check out Australia, as if anyone ever needed one? They have really big scary bugs and worms too.
FAKE NUKE ATTACK IN HAWAII REAL IN OFFICER’S EARS
It appears, after further review, that the line of communication for a “drill” contained the statement “this is not a drill”. CNN has the story.
There’s little to no truth to the rumor that the new “drill” phrase will include:
“THIS IS NOT A DRILL, WE JUST GETTIN’ LIT AND EATING PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES."
The FCC should maybe stop trying to communicate and get back to finding new ways to destroy the internet?
PEACOCK ON A PLANE?
No lie. A woman wanted to claim a frickin’ Peacock as a support animal on an airplane?
Support animals are special, we appreciate that, yes we do. We got spirit animals too.
But if it takes three seats to sit down, wonders up and down the aisle or won’t shove into the overhead compartment? Can’t fly with us. Sorry.
FLORIDA NURSE RANTS ABOUT THE FLU
Not sure about you dudes, but when a woman preaches, I listen. Particularly with that spectacular accent!
WFLA Channel 8 converted the video from Facebook.
Nothing funny about the flu. Y'all be real careful out there and listen to a voice of reason.
DADDY & DAUGHTER PLAY HOUSE TOGETHER
From the pages of the International Business Times this business story?
A Knightdale, NC man apparently imprengnates his own daughter. Really?
No words. What goes down in Appalachia might outta stay down in Appalachia?
Guess even in these days of modern technical applications, driverless cars and websites that pay authors cash for content, the attraction of daughter and daddy dearest is just too strong to overcome.
Somewhere a banjo is playing.
And so it goes.