The Epoch! It was/is everything any gamer ever wanted out of a video game mount or ride. It's an airship. It's a time machine. It has a damn fine theme song. :P

Also, I have milked alpines/nubians before but the nigerian dwarves sound hard to milk. And also ridiculously adorable. Tiny teats, or do they just drop over time? ^_ It takes some hand finesse to get the tiny ones going, so kudos to you if the teats are small.