Meme the News 5/4/18

What's that good sir? You'd like some news... but you don't have time today to read it all.... hmmm... Can I help with that? Well, I do believe I can. I have this thing called Meme the News. You'll get a healthy dose of the news along with some critical thinking skills. Warning: MtN may cause cognitive dissonance, cleft toes, and aural oblivion.

This will solve everything

Majestic-12

Elite prefer Cosby to Trump

Why doesn't he start every conversation this way?

No more war!

oh look, Americans released from NK

I believe this to be true

it's like this plan has been around for a while

Blacks free thinking is now supremacist and nazi?!?

The gender nuetral furry scouts sounds awesome...

Wait for it... the Dems are fucking racist for this shit...

When they see the sign they will be compelled to lay down their arms because people that shoot at children will obey a sign

Read between the lines

Moar NASA hacks

This guy... Go home castro... you're drunk

Burns going down too

But MUH INCOME TAX

Fuck this guy

Don't remind people that the democratic party was made up of the KKK

i hate cops

For the brits

End banking for Traffickers Act... right now it would seem Trump isn't fucking around (at least with this)

Speedy el gato stole my cheese will you get it back for me?

Trillions of apple slices go unaccouted for every year,..

This needs to haplpen

Thanos did Harambe

Funny if it wasn't true so often