Fantastic! I love it, the coffee talk. As many times as I've been hit down there by other guys and some women, I'm glad there was nothing to be broken, that would be an awkward situation. "Sorry guys, I can't play football/ baseball this year, I've broken my gentleman parts." I can imagine all the sad faces and knowing glances as they come to terms with my broken Johnson. I should've gone into the major leagues due to my natural ability to switch hit, but that just wasn't in my future. I'm glad we don't have bones down there, I've accidentally hit myself a few times down there that would've caused me to be in traction for months. How would they put a cast on it? Both intriguing and hilarious. Thanks.
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