"You have to remove your head gear!", he said in a commanding, stern voice.
By the photo, we know who won that argument. Ya see, I hate being forced under the duress* of murder threats (not being "killed" like say in self defense) by bands of psychopaths, known as GOVERNMENT. You know...the people that have collectively robbed all of humanity of gazillions of hours of our lives (and actual lives) and of the advancement of our species, to live off of our labor like the psychopathic intra-specific parasites they are: cops, Public Fool System indoctrinators, traffic court clerks, judges D.A.'s and of course the pinheads at the RMV/DMV. Yeah them! So needless to say (yet...I'm gonna say it anyway), I take every opportunity possible to give them the "FUCK YOU!s" they most certainly deserve!
This was a particularly easy "FUCK YOU!" and I didn't end up in jail this time.** It also gave me an opportunity to come up with a new sect of Pastafarianism: PastaVoluntaryianism. (Please do not act like I'm the 1st to make up a "religion", albeit a satirical one. (On 2nd thought, I should probably wait 2000 years to make that 'satirical' claim....never underestimate people's stupidity; especially when in large groups.))
You can and probably should do the same. First, get a colander that fits over the large brain you surely have because you are reading this blag. I suggest a white, plastic one. The "Taxation Is Theft" and "Statism Is Slavery" will contrast better and not be washed out as much by the flash. When the sycophant taking the picture told me I had to take off, I stood on the religious freedom the Statists of this mafia territory boast about; saying, "Would you ask a Muslim to remove her hijab? Or a Jew to remove his yarmulke?". You can use that logical claim as well (although it didn't work on that particular lackey, it may in your case). Frustrated, he called over a supervisor (Latin for "overseer"), who told him to take the picture and just write a large "E" on the application; which I hope is shorthand for "Enemy of the State". If you really get "lucky" (assuming cops don't kill you in the process), you'll be kidnapped and can sue for MILLION$ for religious discrimination!
You will probably just end up getting the government issued, slave ID card a few days later, but not without having to leave $100s in Federal Reserve Notes*** with them for interest rates/penalty fees they'd lock a loan shark up for.
(I really only made this post just to have my profile and banner pictures have a url. I didn't wanna just throw them up with no context though.)
*"Anarchy, Anarchists + Personal Paths To Freedom" 
**Guest appearance on the Dollar Vigilante himself, Jeff Berwick's ( 
***link to a post made by 
