Act I: You wake up to a paw in your face. Breakfast is 17 minutes late. The royal feline is not amused.
Act II: The zoomies commence. Your hallway becomes a Formula 1 track. A houseplant is sacrificed.
Act III: A mysterious stare into the void. Is it a ghost? Existential crisis? Or just... Tuesday?
Act IV: Nap #5 (of 12). Curled in a sunbeam like a croissant. You consider canceling plans to join.
Act V: Nightfall. You’re in bed. Lights off. Eyes closed.
Cat: "This seems like the perfect time to sprint across the furniture and yowl into the darkness."
Life with a cat isn’t always peaceful—but it’s never boring. 🐱💥
This review was sponsored in part by @new-way